Miss Minnie Minerva's Purrsonal Pages
Minnie's MewsI have some very sad news...my best friend, Sir Frasier the Bunny, crossed the Rainbow Bridge on the 10th February. Our dear Bunny suffered a very swift and severe attack of viral pneumonia. But one blessing is that it was so quick he didn't suffer any illness preceeding his passing. We miss him very much. But even at this sad time we can't forget all the critters out there who need our help, so purrlease visit the KITTY CAMPAIGNERS pages.
About MEow!I, Miss Minnie Minerva aka The Magnifurcent MinMin, am a Mighty Marmalade Cat! I lives in Scotland with my Mama and Daddy so I have a wee burr to my purr. But my Daddy is furom Chicago so I can talk 'Merican too. I knows what Kibble is! My Daddy says there are Big Orange Wild Cats in 'Merica, but I bets they're not as Wild as MEow when I don't get My Own Way!I was born on 12 March 1999 so I'm getting to be quite a Big Cat now. I furighten my toy mouses a LOT! ROAR!I have lots of fangs that I likes to do: finding Sun Traps; Headbutting Mewspapers; helping my humans Type when they are working on my Compurruter; Bug Hunting (I am Furocious!); Catburgling Food; Purrlaying with my Toys; Monster Killing (I purrtect my humans by purrtrolling their bed and pouncing furequently); Catnapping and Cuddling (I am a furry generous Cat and allow my humans to Worship MEow!)But above all, I am Queen of the Household and I do just AS I PURRLEASE!
At HomeI allow Mama and Daddy to live with MEow in my Kitty Cottage in a village near Edinburgh, the capital of Scotland. But unfurtunately fur MEow there are no real mouses in my house. But nefur mind, my Mama is always on paw fur Kitty Cuddles and Food and my Daddy is furry good at purrlaying with MEow. And they can open cans. Meowever, as well as my own humans, I live right by the Primary School and allow the little humans to adore and amews MEow as I sit in the window as they go to class. I am a STAR! As a responsible Celebrity I always make sure I am on my Windowsill Stage looking purrfectly purreened fur my public as they come by to see MEow. If these little humans continue to take tips furom MEow soon they will be clefur enough to go to Unifursity!When I am Bored by humans I have my Toys to purrlay with and my furry mouses to Catch and Kill. My blue one has Catnip. Yum! I also have a fishy on a line. Although he is as Big as a Shark, I Reign Supurreme!